Ugly Betty's & Sexy Megans!!

I'm not tryin to seem offensive when I say this, but as a man we do the chasing correct, and women choose whom they wanna get caught by in a sense. But to be completely honest some bitches need to keep running nobody should be catching these women not cause they lack in the looks department but because they have formed a very dim witted, narrow view on they congruency of male female interaction (oh shit check ya boi out usin big words an shit hope i used that shit right lol). Well what I guess I am trying to say is there's a reason why she is single some people men included are so confused on how shit is suppose to be due to our very natural urge to fuck pretty people and or ability to do so. This is NOT something every man can do ladies have a higher chance of blowing Brad Pitt than I'll ever have of knockin the boots with Halle Berry all Monsters Ball style. Why, you ask? Its pretty simple as men we naturally think with our dicks so if put in the right atmosphere with the right amount of shit in our systems that 5 that went unnoticed just popped on the radar the moment she did something slutty, and trust if your a 5 in a room with 8's an higher slutty isn't the only trick she knows but thats a different blog ( UGLY GURLS WITH OVER CONFIDENCE BECAUSE THEY GET APPROACHED BY MEN THAT JUST WANT A NUT! I WILL BE WHISTLE BLOWING THIS VERY SOON THERE WILL BE ANGRY EMAILS AN SOME TEARS ON KEY BOARDS "F*CK U DLO" LOL).

Ugh where was I, lol oh yeah.............

The average woman has a very natural urge to want things and at a certain age science has yet to give us time spread, but at some age women develop the "Gimme" skill. The uncanny ability to have a male who is intoxicated by both beauty an a possible dry hump gives a woman what ever her whim may be, food, money, jewelry. Shit if used properly the "Gimme" skill can trick a usually adept male into becoming what we call in the male species "A Bitch" and once transformed into a bitch a male is typical done for unless push beyond his limits, but the aftershock of bitchdom has many adverse affects (growing a pair of nuts changes the bitch nigga into a dog typically sorry ladies blame that ex bitch).

SO WHAT MAKES A MAN SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO A PRETTY FACE AN BAD ASS BODY?

Shit cause its sexy, duh, no one wants to fuck and suck the yuck face girl, as men aiming in our own zone isn't our specialty. Yet this still leaves the lingering taste of WTFuckery in my mouth, when did "I want a nice funny caring smart blah blah blah guy" really turn into "I WANT ABS, TALL, GOTTA HAVE MONEY AN A COOL CAR BLAH BLAH DIGGER BLAH"lol. The ability to use the "Gimme" affect on men for a woman of great beauty an low moral standards will have the greatest of dudes buckling.

So here is my answer to slowly win in the battle of "Damn she bad!" NO LONGER TELL WOMEN YOUR PRETTY!! Or any words expressing how there looks have impressed you, I know it sounds dumb, but think about it the average woman is flirted with almost every hours whether she knows it or not. So if your a 10 walking down the street everyday there's someone informing you how attractive you are, and what happens with repetition? People forget or take for granted the words being said so as a man saying "You look beautiful in that dress" gets less ground covered compared to if you went to Gretchen an said it. Shit if you dont believe me go to an ugly person and say YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL and watch the heavens open up in there eye, then go tell that hot chick at Forever 21. I bet you get the ugly girl number. lol

Thats just how its goes in a world of Ugly Betty's & Sexy Megans!!

NOT ALL WOMEN R CRAZY BUT IT IS ALOT OF EM LOL

Earlier this week I got a text that said that we can't be friends earlier this morning I got a call saying why are you ignoring my phone calls. This my friends is called a WTF MOMENT, you know one of the moment where no matter your intellect or level of schooling your still reduced to the base instinct of swearing. I reacted with a half sleep I deleted your number response and hung up but after waking up fully half horny an half confused on where the fuck I was for a split second I looked at my phone for a recap of while sleep phone action.

WASTOFTIMECHICK: YOU REAL FUCKED UP FOR THAT NIGGA BUT ITS WATEVA

WASTOFTIMECHICK: I JUS WANTED 2 KNO IF YOU MISSED ME CAUSE I MISS YOU AN YOU CUT ME OFF LIKE IT AINT MATTA OR NOTHIN U KNO AN I MISS YOU

WASTOFTIMECHICK:..... I THINK WE JUS NEED 2 TALK CAUSE I THINK WE COULD BE SUMTHIN

These are the wasted key strokes of the new age woman lol, full of confusion illiteracy and just a touch of desperation. Yet the nagging affect of the WTF MOMENT that I was hit with just hours earlier is still in my system so against better judgement I text back. To receive an rapid "ION FUX WIT U" text back, now what preschooler did she ask for advice in the short couple of hours from I really don't know, but much like the dreaded NIGGA MOMENT I found myself sucked into the retardation that is a WHAT THE FUCK MOMENT!!!

(DA DA DUMM plays LAW &ORDER INTRO)

We received a call about a WTF MOMENT, I'm Detective Bitch U. Crazy and this is my partner Olno U. Didn't!! So what happened Sir.

"man dat bitch got me all twisted in the game shawty she gon hit my celly up on some bullshit talkn bout how she miss a nigga an shit afterr she duun droped ya boi ya feel me"

Bitch U. Crazy: Olno that ho didn't!! No offense Olno U. Didn't.

Olno U. Didn't: Its cool Bitch, but sir why did it take you so long to report this clear case of WTF, I see you still have crust in your eye's where you recently taking a mid day power nap.

"yea yea i was shawty that ho interrupted that shit to ya feel wat i mean, but lik wen i woke up rite, i text the broad cause i saw how she was all up in a nigga inbox talkin wild on some emotional tip ya feel wat i mean, but wen i do she gon hit back wit a ION FUX WIT U NO MO an ya kno a nigga lik WTF Bitch U Crazy no offense potna"

Bitch U. Crazy: Well its a good thing you called us alright whats the B!%chs number so we can correct her for you sir......

LMAO

(WHAT A NIGGA CAN DREAM CAN'T HE)

But minus all the glitz & humor do you see where I'm going with this at what point did she lose sanity points an decide to break the rule she established of dropping? and how did I still come out an ass? How is it that as men we are the exception to the back door policy for acting on emotions we're suppose to take back the ones who throws us away, excuse behavior that if the shoe was on the other foot we'd be seen as nuts but for some females its called being emotional.

When did such a large number of educated, attractive, driven women lose their lucidity and bring the ass hole out of some of the nicest of men. I dare say around the same time Chivalry was killed lol but thats a completely different subject, well not really but I'm not touching that one right now lol.

Some P*ssy Would Really Hit the spot bout now lol

When was the last time you wrote a letter?

It seems like an odd question in this day an age, but really when was the last time you sat down and poured your little heart out on some piece of paper. Shit if your anything like me there probably a good pick up game of baskets in the trash can in your room. Well I ask this mainly to bring up the topic thats been ping ponging (i kno it aint a word ping ponging but shit it sound good get off my nuts but as i was saying lol) ping ponging around in my head.

What happened to the passion that used to be apart of relationships it seems like the older we get the less likely that simple gestures of love, shit if not love just simple I care bout you type shit happens. Yes men are going to be the main accused culprits for this despicable mis-demeanor, but women are no different. #ImJustSaying I can be captain save a ho bringin flowers rubbin feet an leavin all type surprises an shit for a woman an 10 mins later get shitted on for my lack of skill in washing dishes so when does the little things that use to matter, the big things that should, an all the little moments in between become pointless. Better question why the FUCK am I still wasting my time, which use to equal money. Now its just stories of how ol gurl from work a bitch an how my bad taste in women is the reason why you can't go to such an such club, cause you will see "dat bitch" and olll laaaawwwd if that happens you gonna *in lil boosie voice* set it off in that mothafucka!! (which would possibly be the single most entertaining shit ever GET IT GURL LOL)

But I digress my bad, it happens sometimes. Well i guess you all get my point I #lowkey hate talking about this type subject matter cause the debate comes off the same.....

Woman: Niggas aint shit thats why!!!!

Men: lol yal aint no different

10 comments later

Women: Niggas aint shit all yall want is pussy!!

(Me thinkin: shit smh thats a waste of key strokes speakin of strokes some pussy would really hit the spot bout now lol)

WELL TIL NEXT TIME LADIES AN GENTS D-LO IS BACK AN IMA BE AT IT ALLLLLLLLLLLL MOTHA&@KIN DAY

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