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Monday, January 25, 2010

Ugly Betty's & Sexy Megans!!

I'm not tryin to seem offensive when I say this, but as a man we do the chasing correct, and women choose whom they wanna get caught by in a sense. But to be completely honest some bitches need to keep running nobody should be catching these women not cause they lack in the looks department but because they have formed a very dim witted, narrow view on they congruency of male female interaction (oh shit check ya boi out usin big words an shit hope i used that shit right lol). Well what I guess I am trying to say is there's a reason why she is single some people men included are so confused on how shit is suppose to be due to our very natural urge to fuck pretty people and or ability to do so. This is NOT something every man can do ladies have a higher chance of blowing Brad Pitt than I'll ever have of knockin the boots with Halle Berry all Monsters Ball style. Why, you ask? Its pretty simple as men we naturally think with our dicks so if put in the right atmosphere with the right amount of shit in our systems that 5 that went unnoticed just popped on the radar the moment she did something slutty, and trust if your a 5 in a room with 8's an higher slutty isn't the only trick she knows but thats a different blog ( UGLY GURLS WITH OVER CONFIDENCE BECAUSE THEY GET APPROACHED BY MEN THAT JUST WANT A NUT! I WILL BE WHISTLE BLOWING THIS VERY SOON THERE WILL BE ANGRY EMAILS AN SOME TEARS ON KEY BOARDS "F*CK U DLO" LOL).
Ugh where was I, lol oh yeah.............
The average woman has a very natural urge to want things and at a certain age science has yet to give us time spread, but at some age women develop the "Gimme" skill. The uncanny ability to have a male who is intoxicated by both beauty an a possible dry hump gives a woman what ever her whim may be, food, money, jewelry. Shit if used properly the "Gimme" skill can trick a usually adept male into becoming what we call in the male species "A Bitch" and once transformed into a bitch a male is typical done for unless push beyond his limits, but the aftershock of bitchdom has many adverse affects (growing a pair of nuts changes the bitch nigga into a dog typically sorry ladies blame that ex bitch).
SO WHAT MAKES A MAN SO SUSCEPTIBLE TO A PRETTY FACE AN BAD ASS BODY?
Shit cause its sexy, duh, no one wants to fuck and suck the yuck face girl, as men aiming in our own zone isn't our specialty. Yet this still leaves the lingering taste of WTFuckery in my mouth, when did "I want a nice funny caring smart blah blah blah guy" really turn into "I WANT ABS, TALL, GOTTA HAVE MONEY AN A COOL CAR BLAH BLAH DIGGER BLAH"lol. The ability to use the "Gimme" affect on men for a woman of great beauty an low moral standards will have the greatest of dudes buckling.
So here is my answer to slowly win in the battle of "Damn she bad!" NO LONGER TELL WOMEN YOUR PRETTY!! Or any words expressing how there looks have impressed you, I know it sounds dumb, but think about it the average woman is flirted with almost every hours whether she knows it or not. So if your a 10 walking down the street everyday there's someone informing you how attractive you are, and what happens with repetition? People forget or take for granted the words being said so as a man saying "You look beautiful in that dress" gets less ground covered compared to if you went to Gretchen an said it. Shit if you dont believe me go to an ugly person and say YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL and watch the heavens open up in there eye, then go tell that hot chick at Forever 21. I bet you get the ugly girl number. lol
Thats just how its goes in a world of Ugly Betty's & Sexy Megans!!


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