I once read that fear is one of the main driving forces inn human decision making. An the older i get i the more iv come to realize how true that really is. I mean fear isn't a bad thing its kinda needed, a lack of fear doesn't make you braver, or give you the ability to jump tall buildings in a single bound (lol) even a man of steel has cracks in his armor. The key to fear in my opinion isn't to ignore it but to confront it (in laments terms balls the fuk up lol)................................... This psyc. 101 intro's purpose was to intro todays topic of this new phobia affecting young men world wide some call it being shy, nervous, or scary. Call me an ass if you want but I call it like I see it, and I say if it has two lips, bleeds once a month, and love/hate's a good Brazilian wax (lol) it must be a a pussy pardon my french.
These new age pussy niggas (lol wait let me change that dont wanna offend to many ppl lets rewind)........ saggin yssup egawen esehT, These new vaginal secretion ass niggas aka cats need our help!! Today at work around 3:20 ish (thats right I had to check the time) a kinda old head cat saw an attractive young damsel in the store, and while helpin his cheap ass find some jeans ( some $40 tacky look-a-like jeans by the way, but thats a topic for another day ugh) he proceeds to oggle the broad goodies askin if "that dude wit her" completely oblivious to the name tag around his neck that says SALES, and helpin her look for her size. Well I could tell he wanted to get at her but was to much of a cat nigga to try so while he tried on his $40 jean( oh an did i say how he proclaimed he to much swag to wear levi's cause they look cheap ugh wat a true vaginal secretion ass nigga and another reason I HATE the use of swag cause the wrong motha*bleepers* are sayin it lol but back to the story)
I proceeded to flirt wit the young thug miss ( I work at underground so its all i get to work wit lol not complainin tho hood chick good at rollin shit some fuk's wit Miss Jane more then me) who decides to bestow her number in my cellular device right around the time the cat nigga walks out the dressin room and thats when I noticed the slightly salty look on his cousin skeeter lookin face [WARNING: if you have a low hater tolerance, seasoned salt is about to be thrown) this shit for brains ass nigga goes from pussy nigga to hater lik that I mean LIKE THAT (snap yo fingers fast lol). Now I've dealt wit hater's before but never the sneak attack hate this nigga was slingin. The line that I had to high 5 em on was " She gave up the digits, guess some bustit's like bigboys" ( thats right u read correctly BUSTit's) shit had me trippin for a sec til he aint have enough to get his outfit an had to put shit back, (haters never prosper) and i simmered down enough to notice Hey I'm cooler than him why waste my energy (lol)! To make a long story short Score D-Lo 1 Hater 0, but it did open my eyes to something cat niggas jus lik any nigga who lackin in life can become pariah's upon there fellow man or what our generation has so eloquently put it Hater's. So please everyone spread the word, lets help saves these bitch nigglets before they become self aware ( lol, like skynet a terminator joke for the confused out there) and start tryna takeout real niggas who tryin to make moves with they life instead of bein a spectator lik there sideline mofo's out . Oh an before i forget since i know its somebody out there doin it right now "Hi Hater!!"
SIGNIN OFF D-Lo 3G "beam me up scottie"
Someone once told me "n!gg@ you should make a blog bout sh!t, sh!it i'd read that b!tCh" well guess what very beligerant (i think i miss spelled that but eff it lol) homie i did an its the ish lol. But really this is jus me talkin bout my day jus like u do everyday on the phone or chillin passin the ol' lady jane WHY you ask well because i have alot spare time, a stupid amount of ish that happens on a daily, free time and NO CIGARS LOL
Kings of Leon are my favorite band & this song is my shit!!
Monday, June 8, 2009
Saturday, June 6, 2009
GOOD MUSIC 4 a 1,000 please
Today was no different than any other i went runnin not long enough though lol, came home made breakfast peanut butter crunch the best of the captains crunches i must say (lol that sounded a lil iffy but ya kno wat i mean). An of course checked my facebook chattin it up thinkin wat am i bloggin bout today its been a lil min, then it hit me after the 6th person replies to my wats up with, "shit"...."chillin"....."downloading some music". Music thats my sh!t ya kno like literally anybody who knows me knows all i do is listen to music rap rnb pop it dont matter, shit even when i watch tv im flippin between mtvJAMs and MTVhits lol.
An from this microburst of connections in my brain arose this bold statement " WHO'S MAKIN GOOD MUSIC", not somethin that jus makes u move but takes u away lik how ppl talk about books. Taking you away from your problems, saves u from watever boredom, (work lol) it doesnt matter. So of course u have to think of who's makin GOOD MUSIC, wat was the last classic album that u heard that u could throw that ish in a year from now an it still go hard!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5B-Om-sRDU (this is a link to youtube Drake aka Drizzy Succesfull Ft. Trey Songz "yuaH SONGZZZ!!" and this is an example of good music mixed arrange an spit over by a nigga wit talent wit words makin HIP HOP..... now back to the program) Now everybody says alot of the same names when come to music now an days shit we hear the same nigga eveery day on the radio and the club but thats a different beast all togther lol "Birthday SEX, and SLOW jukin" slow jams of the summer jus throwin that out there lol, but i digress. The names that come to mind thinkin of good ish well u got jay & b (they count as one person lol), the dream (if u aint got that love vs money album FYL lol), trey songs, chris "slap a hoe" breezey, rihhana, coldplay go hard,KANYE (ALBUM OF THE YEAR!!) and alot of others but the list aint that long. Who's ready for that new ish that song that make ya google a nigga lol, cause excludin a few we'RE jus hearin the same thing in lik every facsit of music it dont matter wether its rap rnb or pop (Oh speakin of pop lady GAGA go stupid to lol). In the A everybody is white boy/black boy'n it out shit all futuristic an ish, every girls a diva or a model especially a model omg shawty lol (i mean every girl is a model i see yal "GET IT GURL") I lets try some new ish lets get artistic or some shit lets bump some 88keys, i wanna see more neptune's fans in the hood, Shouts out to hipsters for tryin somethin new but dont be knockin Gucci he aint spittin lik Jay or no shit but he be on some shit that niggas feel, give Weezy F. Baby a break an get on that nigga Asher Roth, FUCK that Redman & Methodman BLACKOUT 2 learn how to say AYE-O shawty. I'm dedidcating this to my music heads out there who listenin first then critique OH YEA and GYM CLASS HERO's goes fresh deli sliced ham.
G.O.O.D. muSIC for a stack PleAse (jeparody joke tie-in for the slow ones lol)
Signin Out D.Lo 3G
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Its weird the way life works
In early years they called it courting, then it became dating, now our relationships are based of fb status's and ish, (lol) its sad but kinda true. An in our era of 80's baby's we have slowly lost the urge to make relationships we merely make moments most of the time. Moments where we enjoy whats fresh, new, or maybe just cause we had the option. I guess what I'm tryin to say is that what happened to Relationships. Did we some how forget the basics, did we loss our mojo?
In a time where talkin is replaced by textin, and social networking sites, what do we do I mean really,(lol) Im tired of bad convo's, people who text better than they can talk wtf is that!! Iv had better convo's while smokin with some women. Am i part of the dwindling percent of people who enjoy talking and spur of the moment fun an im not even talkin bout the fun spur of the moment i.e. sex (lol). I mean the lets step out the box fuck papadeux's an a movie have a damn pinic spend that extra money you saved on a bottle of something or some of yo local weed man's finest (shit do both lol).... An make a connection invest somethin real into the relationship have a real-ationship (lol that was corny i kno) that way 4 and a half months later you can say that you ain't know, "Stacey's crazy", or " Anthony's a dog" cause thats shit that can easily be spotted out if u pay attention thus saving time, money, and the possibility of puttin out a restraining order (lol it some crazy meffer's out there).
Well till next time this is Dlo signin off, BaOW!!!!! LOL
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What are the ADVENTURE'S OF SIR-LO?
Well one day after having a long ass convo about relationships an heartbreaks and everything mushy I realized that all relationships are like Adventure's so when thinking of what my funny/reltionship/life's a bitch blog name should be it hit me "The Adventure's of Sir-Lo the Coolest"..........