Date=BROKE!! LOL

This is gonna sound real random well maybe not to much since its coming from me, but I think men need to stop paying for so much SHIT!!! There i said, and it didn't even sound like I thought it would. I say this cause I just recently had a convo with a friend (who i have to say is the Jam lol) about going out this weekend an how I'm going broke not Mc Hammer broke but shit a bill come in to high an I may be filing for something soon. An then like an epiphany that shit hit me "Man these bitches draining my pockets" lol (no offense i mean bitches in the nicest of ways lol just keepin it real Yuaaaaaah SONGZZZ!!! random i kno) ,BUT on the real though lets add up a regular date lets say dinner and a movie.

Alright if you go to an apple bee's an get an entree' an a drink if a dude lucky can come out spending 25 to 30 American dollars lol not no peso's. Then there's the movie's which use to be a low cost savior but now has turned into a beast of its own making a nigga break actual bread. Two adult tickets, shit might as well say is a dub an don't let the chick talk about snacks (WTF SNACKS bitch its niggas in hell who want ice water, but we kno how that ends in my opinion anything costing over $5 is not a SNACK thats another meal) and if you do get "snacks" that's another at least $10 an that's if a dude lucky. Ten bucks for a an i quote again "snack" that's value menu after blunt money, so lets do a low ball tally for this "date" (I'll explain the quotes on that in a min lol it gets worse). So far we got lets say $30 for dinner then $20 for the tickets and finally the cherry on top $10 for the "snacks" what is that 30+20+10=60, wtf 60 mothafukin dollars american dollars not peso's i repeat $60 dollars for a "date".

Which could be a fukin first "date" THAT SHAWTY IS RI-FUKIN-DICULOUS, I rarely think this dangerously ignorant unless its something serious lol and this new date shit is crucial ppl I think I'm a have to start spreading this shit out if this the way its gonna work (and this is where i talk about the quotes on date pay close attention this is serious ppl). I mean if I want to get to know a female its not an issue to spend money on a date mama ain't raise no ass. I'm a gentleman but DAMN not only do I have to still compete with the rest of the niggas in the world, have to deal with the awkward first date convo, I may even not like you cause the prettier a broad is the dumber or more boring she is (Especially in the A not all of yal but its a good 3 out of 5 an that's more than half lol) . AND not to seem like a pig headed asshole every female proclaims men are but we aren't guaranteed no vagina, no oral satisfaction, not even a "handshake", and let alone another date. Sorry if that seemed disrespectful (but its the truth lol). I know tons of women who go on dates but fuck they Ex, chicks who be broke an hungry til some unlucky bastard thinking dinner and drinks will help him wife her down, or just in general doesn't have a bone in her body that says i like you, will gladly fake a smile for some redlobster an a margarita.

So my question is what the fuck does my $60 get me? I mean do i get a raffle ticket to be entered in the win a second date lottery, hell no! As a nigga I go home look at the damage done to my wallet an call up the rip to make the pain go away LOL J/K (well kinda) an wait for my phone call/text the next day. So til shit change I'm on strike unless we going dutch or splitting the bill I refuse to pay for pussy ever again lol cause that's what it is $60 to file an application to Bust It Open University ( MY B.I.O.U. BRO's STAND UP LOL) and you ain't guaranteed shit!

(Thank you in advance for the support on this new social stand against injustice. I hope that one day that this niggatry of a lifestyle is dashed away from our time I voted For Obama/Biden so I expect so Damn CHANGE ppl.)

LOL, I'm an ass BUT eh wat can i do

SiGniN OFF D-Lo "Bitch where's my money"

Its weird the way life works

In early years they called it courting, then it became dating, now our relationships are based of fb status's and ish, (lol) its sad but kinda true. An in our era of 80's baby's we have slowly lost the urge to make relationships we merely make moments most of the time. Moments where we enjoy whats fresh, new, or maybe just cause we had the option. I guess what I'm tryin to say is that what happened to Relationships. Did we some how forget the basics, did we loss our mojo?

In a time where talkin is replaced by textin, and social networking sites, what do we do I mean really,(lol) Im tired of bad convo's, people who text better than they can talk wtf is that!! Iv had better convo's while smokin with some women. Am i part of the dwindling percent of people who enjoy talking and spur of the moment fun an im not even talkin bout the fun spur of the moment i.e. sex (lol). I mean the lets step out the box fuck papadeux's an a movie have a damn pinic spend that extra money you saved on a bottle of something or some of yo local weed man's finest (shit do both lol).... An make a connection invest somethin real into the relationship have a real-ationship (lol that was corny i kno) that way 4 and a half months later you can say that you ain't know, "Stacey's crazy", or " Anthony's a dog" cause thats shit that can easily be spotted out if u pay attention thus saving time, money, and the possibility of puttin out a restraining order (lol it some crazy meffer's out there).

Well till next time this is Dlo signin off, BaOW!!!!! LOL

"There's Something About M@ry"

Question of the day :


Why do woman stay in relationships that hurt them? Not the knock a broad up the head kinda hurt, but the emotional punch in the gut cryin over the phone but i still love him hurt. I know as a guy that its easy to take advantage of womans emotions when she's invested in me, BUT (and there's always a BUT) WHEN IS ENOUGH, ENOUGH. Its not lik theres not other Men (emphasis on men) out there who forgo all their faults are willing to give there all to making a relationship work, BUT (see what i mean lol ) for some reason you stay! Which both annoys me and makes me feel for you cause i know that its not worth it but i kinda admire the love it takes to keep tryin to make it work. BUT (LOL) it mainly just annoys me to literally sit an listenin/watch a woman slowly spiral down the path she's goin, all the while thinkin how much shit (and thats exactly what it is) the next guy's gonna have to wade through to get to know her, { SIDEBAR: lets give a name for woman it sounds so impersonal lol how bout Mary....now back to my soapbox } its draining to meet mary, then like mary just have to deal with the baggage that was left from the craptastic rollercoaster ride that her last relationship was.

So why not leave is my question, i mean love is great an all but so is the sun, but if you happen to stare at that bitch to long you go blind and as women you have enough to deal with adding emotionally criple to the list dont sound like a smart move to me. SO what im tryin to say is, when the passion fades, the i love you's sound forced, the doubt/questions start forming in mary's mind, and Mary is reduced to breakin security codes to find out the dirt she been sweepin under the rug herself; it sounds like it time for Mary get the hell out of the fuckery she calls a relationship, and make her ass a tall drink of the alcholic fashion watch the notebook or some other Whoo-Sai type shit. That way when the next dude comes by thinkin " There's Something About Mary" the something wont be she nuts or controling but idk, shit somethin positive hopefully lol, BUT (last one i promise) if that is what he think you should prolly seek some proffessional help before attempting another baffonery relationship for everybody's sake lol.
>D-Lo 3G<