Crushes:The Good the Bad & the Ugly

ok i kno wat ur finna say "nigga where u been at" and i can honestly say BULLSHITIN round lol i been tweetin alot, alcohol is fun patron you my nigga *fab voice* , OTHER THAN THAT *DLO SHRUG*.......But as you know this is a real-ationship blog so of course I do have a rather juicy topic today (no homo lol) and due to me being away for so long I'm goin to jump right into it.

Crush:a burning desire to be with someone who you find very attractive and extremely special. (via Urban Dictionary.com)

Every one has had an hopefully been on the receiving end of a crush, if not all I can say is that your are weird but thank you for reading. Well if you're still wondering yes the dreaded CRUSH is my topic for the day, something so simple as an untamed desire can really mess with people now an days. I can attest to this due to my incessant need to find someone worthy of my time (oh shit i used a big word in the right context yes!!), see I think a crush is a wonderful thing everyone has them. Its cool just there are limits to the cuteness of a crush yeah it feels great to be on the on coming of a crush, BUT if you don't want whats coming your way no one can blame you.

I have a saying "having a crush is like getting dumber and feeling smarter at the same time". This was the first time I really realized I'm to smart for my own good, after this startling discovery I did my normal analytical breakdown and made different crush type categories. Here they are in all there "uh oh whichone am i" glory

1. Natural Crush :~D

this is the natural interest in someone and the urge to want to know more

2. Obsessive Crush (*_*)

this this one where natural interest has creped its way into wanting to know everything and you find your self seeming stalker-ish (THIS IS THE TYPE THAT IS CONSIDERED UNHEALTHY LOL)

3.Jealous Crush -_-

this is the crush where you find yourself wanting someone you can't have and you have now become jealous of he/she (you kno wen u crushin an ur crush is diggin somebody else you kno u better than)

4. Lie Crush

unlike the other 3 the lie crush is far more complex due to you lying to yourself for whatever reason typically it's because you dont want it to be that person *shrug* you can't fight it tho....lol

Ok now that all the categories have been broken down there are always some people who want to dispute them and you can all you want thats what the comment box is for lmao

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160 characters life love & everything in between (book)

"There once was a lady who lived in a shoe...." is the dumbest intro to a children story ever.
Who wants to her about a chick living in a shoe and it wasn't even a fly one I think it was just a boot, right. These are the story's we tell kids growing up, and we wonder why so many confused teenagers are running around.
But I do feel it now as kids we need that fantasy world to dive into, although a chick with kids living in a shoe is kind of morbid . Now we are all adults with bills, an relationships that don't start with the note saying do you like me yes or no any more, and jobs with managers that could use a good pistol whipping in my opinion, please be scared as a black man I can still snap at any moment BOO! Apparently adults are suppose to be responsible and be smarter than a 5th grader. Which is obvious were not due to Jeff Foxworthy pitting 30yr olds against kids who just got weened of elmer's glue an animal crackers and losing every week.
We as this new generation of dumb genius's have our own set of problem that weren't around just 20 some years ago. So I guess this is where the story begins, with me sitting hear waiting for a plane to take off to start this new life that I've been sick I'm so excited for, literally I had morning sickness like I was expecting or something.
8hrs til the rest of my life starts wait I may have to start at the beginning so you can be on the same page as me, I already know your probably thinking what the fuck is he talking about.

See well it all started with a girl wait no that sounds lame, its started because my pimping was so outrageous she had to encroach into my personal space an give me her information in hope that I would call her. Yeah I like that one.
"I'm Garret shawty, whats yo name"
"Tonya, shawty or is it shorty yal southern niggas accent be funny"
See normally my Ga boy attitude would've came in an told her to suck a tampon, BUT she was cute so I just gave her the witty charm and the obvious question. "Where you from then SHAWTY?" all while trying not to let her catch me looking at her booty in the reflection of a window all I can say is thank god for spandex a true miracle material.
So after a slight back an forth and exchanging of digits, facebooks, and twitters. Ok I'm just playing no social networking info was traded, but during the conversation I picked up on something.
1. Tonya just got out of a relationship of 2yrs with a guy named AK
2. AK is not his initials come to find out its the name of his favorite gun I should have ran from that notification alone
3.Tonya is the name of every girl I've talked to that always meant trouble

Fast forward 2 weeks a couple dates and a one good night of sweat and wet sheets (YAY ME!!) I got to meet our friend AK. Who she neglected to say looked like a "roided" out Trick Daddy. Fast forward 35 min from me an AK's meeting of the minds we met each others fist so now 15 min before work I have a black eye something that looks like a bite mark on my shoulder and a new found respect for police. Mainly due for them letting me leave the back of the police car and keeping AK's hostile charcoal ass in one.
"Do I want to press charges, hell yea!".

Fast forward another 30 min and a pretty embarrassing conversation with my man hating manager from hell, I find myself holding my Gatorade to my eye sweating bullets of sweat an grease wondering, how the hell did I end up like this? An after several cigarettes an rubbing the bruised eye for the thousandth time it hit me.........
WOMEN ARE KILLING ME!!
Well not literally obviously but some how my bad taste in women has been the bane of my existence, at 22 I am officially tired of the bullshit. Women have gotten off easy on this whole relationship, courting or whatever you want to call it for way to long. We pay for the date, we have to make small talk, we have to have this and that but at the same time we are the reason they are so "difficult", constantly lying and cheating and never cleaning up geesh we're so terrible. And then it hits me, I should really write all of this down just to prove how serious I am when I say I can't get a break. So I decided I'm gonna make a journal and write about all this shit, just to keep track of all this nuttiness I go through. The first entry should definitely be titled "Stick & Move" ugh this shit hurts............

this is the draft from the first couple pages from my book "160 character life love and everything in between" some of you guys dug it enuf to email me bout it so here's the update email me at deangeloemory@gmail.com i do go thru em all an respond if its not about anything stupid lol

untittled

im afraid

im alone

im angry

these are the simple things

when your afraid you search for someone

when your alone you fall farther into fear

when im afraid i get angry

who can save me from the fear that has pinned me to despair....

Im to ashamed to pray

Im to withdrawn to reach out

Im lost and hurt

to hurt to scream out

these are the hard things

when your to broken to have hope

when you feel so alone you only have yourself

when your lost in the pain

thats when your to hurt to scream out

What do you do when life has crippled your heart and tears down your body?

You Fight

you curse

you fall

you breakdown

You pray when there is nothing left in you to fight with

when your fear makes you angry enough to scream out

I need you

when your so lost in it all you reach out to him

and tear the hope you casted away back into your heart

from the ashes of life layed a once broken man

walking from the ashes emerges hope, heart, and deliverance

A imperfect perfection

steps from being great but to blind to see it

"its not about the fall its what you do when you get up"

Fools Rush In......

"Wise men say only fools rush in..... "

I never thought a Elvis song and a movie with Mathew Perry would be the things that made me realize the biggest thing I think we've forgotten. In a day an era where everything is taken for granted how could love be any different we romanticize love with stories from era's where it seemed at its purest, but whats so different between then and now?

Why did it seem so much easier long ago and when did we make it into such a hassle?

I have a saying, your only able to fall in love when you dumb yourself down enough to trip. When was the last time you felt smart while falling, I'd say its lowkey a oxymoron to say your smart when in love. You loss track of time, and a sense of you when "falling in love" how else would it be possible to do it love in all consideration is when your at your dumbest/craziest. You've never heard of a genius at love but we've all heard of being love struck or crazy in love. Thats because love makes no sense you can't describe it with simple words so we're forced to add some sense of confusion to it that where we get crazy, mad, dumb love it also explain why young love is the most difficult to understand.

So your probably wondering where's my point well I guess my point is that in this day and age we have lost a large part of the wonder and stupidity needed to fall into loves bitter sweet clutches. We have stepped so far into this sense of independence and self indulgences that we have lowkey forgotten how to dumb ourselves down an let romance and whimsy take its course. Magic isn't real but the illusion of it still can leave you dumbfounded if you let it, I think part of the answer to everyone's myself included in finding love is allowing yourself to fall, be stupid, be daring, do the opposite of what your suppose to do. In life you have two options when dealing with loves bitch slap, you can either use your brain or your heart. Learning when to listen to them is the important part. So I guess in the end this is one of those times I'd love to be a FOOL hmph sound fun to me :)

"Wise men say only fools rush in but I can't help falling in love with you......"