Is there room to be Great: Drake

Alright this may seem a tad bit off base for the usual blogs I put out but I had to put this out there. So I just finished reading XXL's blogger Byron Crawfords blog on Drake "Was Drake created by the TI's" ( http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=50479 ) and it got me thinking about the state of music lately especially rap (due to every one's constant complaining about the watered down rappers that are making it on the scene). Then I read some of the comments that were left and I realized there are 1.) Too many internet gangsters/asshole’s 2.) Far too many avenues for haters to give their opinion, and finally 3.) No one wants to believe in the "magic" that is called talent any more.

I mean this may seem naïve to some but I do think that the ability to transform words into entertainment in any way while conveying a message or tell a story is an actual TALENT (shit some ppl lack basic convo skills let alone the balls to do it in front for the mass’s) . Then there’s the whole concept that he was made and there must be some shadowy organization making him so popular which is a complete laugh to me cause in that case introduce these niggas to some other nigga careers so they can spread the wealth shit but Bow Wow on he still wants to rap. What I’m trying to say is “Listen to my demo” lol a overused phrase but it meant something not to long ago I’m not saying that every mix tape feature and demo will have some hidden gem on it, but got damn why question/investigate a mothafukka when they finally get on the scene.

Its this bullshit that is making music so questionable now every rapper gotta fit a mold you can’t be you, who’s gonna believe you can make words rhyme an ride a beat if you’re not a hood nigga (that’s me bein sarcastic I tell em to blow it out they ass but eh who am I). So Drake is from Canada shit they got go weed up there, and he was on a tween series Degrassi shit he can’t rap then he don’t fit the mold well damn somebody has to be behind the nigga who hasn’t put out an album yet but has a single no a single two singles on the radio, and is opening for rappers who already got stripes, because we all know that talent doesn’t mean shit anymore or Does it? I mean who the Fuck is Aubrey Drake Graham (lol yea that his first name but shit the nigga spit hot fire like Dylan the Dillinger so who cares and yes that was and old making Da Band joke lol that nigga spit hot fire eh wat can u do) and why does he have so many fans it couldn’t be from grinding out and having the right connects and making some damn good music cause who the fuck does that any more right.

If you aren’t fitting in the mold here’s what you do MAKE YOUR OWN shit for brains. Every musician is compared to an earlier predecessor it only natural, but when you don’t fit a description you must be something new something different, yes if you’re thinking like me you already know the obvious tagline I’m about to say. You may have to be “Brand New” (oh yea and the nigga drake be singin lol where the fuk they do that at…. shit who care’s dude goes hard). I write that’s what I like no that’s what I love to do and I know that there are like a “gazillion” others who want to do the same thing just like there are in rap but only a few make it so when did we stop giving ovations and congratulations for someone with talent making head way in their field especially when it’s one that not everyone can attempt to be as accomplished in due to it being a *cough cough* TALENT. Who remembers what it was like to hear the phrase stuck in history “Please listen to my DEMO” cause aint nobody just make it they had that something that Je ne sais pas(yea I kno a lil French oui oui shawty lol) the it factor so it could be that Drake is it the guy that we’ve been waiting on to hit the refresh button on hip-hop leader of a school I guess will find out soon though see yall for the freshman class re-release cause XXL didn’t say nothing bout this transfer student.

“Im the pen and life is my paper”

Zack & Miri Make A PORNO

Alright first things first I have a new favorite movie Zack & Miri Make A PORNO is the shit, it has Seth Rogan who’s hilarious (the chick who played Miri don’t remember her name but she the shit as well), there were boobs gotta love those, and of course PORN duh. Then there was something in the movie that caught me off guard that typically as a dude I’m immune to (sometimes) the after sex feelings you know where after that hot 15min or so lol and the next day comes around (or after the pull out for some geesh lol) and you’re stuck. Stuck trying to figure out the million dollar question “What are we now?” what did that night mean was it just sex other did such an such feel it too?

I need to say that as guys we are far from impervious to the situation as well there will always be the one that makes us bitch up although we may take a more asshole approach to make a means meet and end an all, but that’s a long an very different story lol. But the point I’m trying to get to is in the movie Zack and Miri (did I say she was cute if not well shawty CGI LOL) were friends that ended up sleeping together obviously from the title I know, but after they did the harder part came up the question that needed an answer became the Wringling Bro’s Elephant balancing on a ball in the room, and eventually that big bitch was bound to fall on someone. An after that blah blah blah they fell in love an made many more porns prolly an went on to have a happy sex life the end lol. But the afterthought of the movie for me has been this…….. When do we ever get to hook up with our best friend lol no I’m just playin but really though when we start relationships how many times has it been a person that you had a friendship with.

WHY are none of my ex’s my ex friends (well I got two that I can say we was friends but ay that’s another blog all together) why do I always start something with people that I have no emotional connection to. I mean traditionally friendship is the basis of a good relationship between people, but very few of us actually follow this concept I’ve slept with women (not in a slutty kinda way but a few lol) and hardly knew the things that are important at least. I didn’t know their favorite ice-cream, their dreams, shit I don’t even know some of their last names unless it was put in my phone. So how the hell was I like them suppose to make a real-ationship out of that shit (please don’t judge lol really no joke).

When does life teach us the lesson that apparently we haven’t been taught, in my blogging history so far I realized I’ve talked about relationships a lot dealing with the opposite sex can be draining for both sex’s no matter the age or class, shit an you obviously don’t have to be a work of art so looks can’t be that important (to some people lol shiit I want cute babies eff that have you seen some of the critters getting pushed in strollers now and days lol). So what the fuck are the issues here PEOPLE TALK TO ME ANY ADVICE lol Today I’m asking you to help out on this so speak the fuck up answer the question…………………. What do we want from a partner/ what do I need ? is it money that gets you excited or is it security ? does looks run your choice or is it personality ?AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTION ASK AWAY I don’t care lol

This is just the beginning ima try an do a video with who ever feels like putting them selves out there an being on a panel of guest who wanna talk about this ish lol The Adventure’s of Sir-Lo is traveling do u wanna be on?

ho talk lol

Today has been a mild stone for me its like for the first time I can feel myself inching closer to what I want in life, and it feels great. I am happy enough at the moment to just enjoy where I am at the moment living in the moment (aint no shittin on my day lol shit I’ll shit back and that shawty is a lot of shit lol). An also for the people out there who may not know Trey Songz (YUAHHHA SONGzzz lol couldn’t help it) has a new mix tape out DJ Ill Will & DJ Rockstar Present Trey Songz (Swagga Like Songz Vol. 2) an when I say the shit goes so emM eFFin hard I mean it I wanna just make some babies listenin to it right now the new R. Kelly of our generation indeed. An I think that’s an cool lead into tonights topic considering that a lot of action happens when one of their songs are playin.

*Singin “hoe’s how many of us have them…… Hoe’sssssssss (hittin the high note)

Yes people Hoe’s I now this is a touchy subject so if you think you may become offended dealing with this topic please just leave the page now, because I wish not to offend you, BUT if you don’t have an issue with the topic continue reading. Well let me begin, a couple days ago while one the phone with some friends of mine (*burp its Ello bitches and Baker Man lol *insider*) some how the convo switched over to Whore’s and the different situations where hoish is confused with sexy. And I’d like to say now though that I have no problem with whore’s lol someone has to take one for the team and help the community lol (I’ll explain later). But as usual I digress where was I oh yea, well there are too many occasions where the word Ho is thrown around to liberally cause if everybody fucking then a little bit of everybody a ho. Yet this is the problem right now on a Thursday in the “A” there are a gamut of young women prancing about looking like they inviting a nigga to come bust it open lol I mean ass cheeks out you know that lil butt cuff at the bottom & tits pushed up to the neck with a tattoo of some piece of fruit like a strawberry dripping wet some place below the navel (dam that was a vivid description I think I know lik 4 of those an that’s jus the one’s in my hood lol). An I know what your thinking what does this have to do with anything well let me explain one day if I decide to go to wal-mart throw on a blue polo with a smiley face on it, and a pair of crisp khakis and said “how are you doing today” wouldn’t you naturally assume hey this guy works at wal-mart (its rhetorical u don’t hav to answer lol) of course you would. An when you come to me an I say wtf I don’t work here you’d be like huh WTF you look like you do, and here is what I’m talking about. If you got ass out tits poppin an yo ass out there’s a high number of women out there who look just like that there called HO’s, have you heard of em? I know a few an they fit that description lol. So what I’m saying is if you don’t want to be presumed a whore, ho, bustit, or whatever you call your local area rip please assist men like me who have trouble distinguishing between the two by not wearing a WHORE’S UNIFORM because situations like this are becoming too frequent

“It must be Halloween or something cause if you’re not Whore why are you wearing one of their uniforms baby? I aint tryin to be rude, I’m just askin so I’ll know what to look for so I won’t make this mistake again”

Then there’s my next issue with the Ho’s of today ,their lack of cleanliness (not the sanitation type clean either) I mean the ability to keep yo ho game from getting sloppy lol, really if your track list of partners consist of teams i.e. classic lines like “she let the whole squad/team/block hit it “ may apply. You are no longer a woman who has sexual desires that must be filled by multiple partners you become a high risk factor lol. I mean really it’s 2009 in the “A” aka dam shawty I gotta go get tested cause im experiencing an itching burnin sensation because there so many stds being spread in the black community shot!!!! Has anyone been listenin to the radio lol(seriously everybody needs to wrap it up kids are forever an so are some stds don’t turn into a commercial like them ppl on those Valtrex ads talkin bout break outs an shit im talkin bout nigga and females).

But yet again it is that time kids that’s right the blog is over for today I know I sucks right I’m sowwy but I gotta sleep an work an stuff like that cause ga power and Comcast aint free (they bitchass’s lol fukin up yo money should be they motto)

So til next time this is D-lo signing off ““It must be Halloween or something cause if you’re not Whore why are you wearing one of their uniforms baby? “

DOIN THE MOST

Okay people I know its been a min since my last blog, I guess I’m guilty of “Doin the Most” as of late. I really have had a lot of shit goin on you know the un-holy trinity of work, women, and bills so you know I’ve got tons of ish to talk about (finally, lol I’ve been havin a serious case of writers block). One of the main things in the trinity of un-holy craptastic shit that’s been buggin me lately has been the girlfriend not the I’m dating a girl, girlfriend but the home girl the one who gives “advice” if that’s what you can call it. This is wat I call a bitch “doin the most”…………………..

(Jus a lil fore warning ima bout to go hard cause bitches not women doin the most is a personal pet peeve of mine so if u find yo self upset in anyway eh wat can I do)

Early this week I want to say Monday I was called and verbally shit on by a chick who is of no farther importance due to lack of brain activity, and just like anyone who is on the other end of a phone during a ham secession I couldn’t help but think “ wat the fuk is this bitch talkin bout”. Then I heard it the chant moral support of the dreaded girlfriend the bff aka the broad that can’t get her shit together but is obviously licensed to give out quality relationship/men advice (or as I love to call em hoe shut the fuck up). Now I know what you’re thinking that was harsh D-lo OMG!!! An if you are you just maybe one of those “girlfriends”, but I digress as I was stating I was confused by this early shit feast until the girlfriend revealed herself. Now I understand taking advice from your friends believe me I’ve asked for my fair share, but there has to be a limit ask receive then translate that advice into how you feel but please DO NOT!! And I repeat DO NOT!! Let your bff become your puppet master, hand up ass all ventriloquist style spitting out there opinion as if it was fact cause they are more likely to fuck you up then I am.

Now on some nice guy kind of mentality I didn’t go off until I realized that we were no longer having a convo, I was just getting shot at like fish in a barrel ( I kno this is gonna sound random as hell but who the fuk made that sayin lik really in a barrel my dude fyl)and it was to the extent of the bff was telling her what to say the bitch was a savage in the background like a howler monkey or something. After I had my blackout and unleashed all the “niggatry” inside of me I was still pissed like “who the fuck allowed this bitch to speak” I mean really where the fuck they do that at, as a man I’ve never found myself needing a crutch to have a convo or get my point across but it makes it even worse when the topic of ham is complete bullshit. When are women around the globe going to grasp that sometime your “girlfriend?” is doing more harm than good think for a sec has her guidance ever gotten you the desired results is your man still in the picture or is he m.i.a after her last secession. Or even better question in her time as bff have you noticed her having a string of success or has she just been taking a break from relationships for a min (in other words niggas drive thru but never come in to dine lol).

In closing if any of the ish I spoke upon has hit home take my “advice” tell yo girlfriend yo bff to shut her ass the fuk up, or jus be nice/smart an stop listening. Don’t allow another chick to fuk up yo shit believe me you can do a great job at it all on your own trust me. And just a little teaser for wats up next on the Adventure of Sir-Lo……… “It must be Halloween or something cause if you’re not Whore why are you wearing one of their uniforms baby? I aint tryin to be rude, I’m just askin so I’ll know what to look for so I won’t make this mistake again……..” that’s right hoe talk people will I be callin em out maybe but eh wat can I do

......Just not that into you

Alright let me start by giving a heads up that a lot of what im going to say right now may seem highly unconventional from me, but here i go. lol

Today was an average day its summer in the A and I was pondering on what to do tonight and I decided to go on a "date" instead of the club. It wasn't anything special there was food and drinks an stuff lol, and at some point in our convo about good movie's (ima movie nut so i was all in it) she brings up this movie called "He's Just Not into You" this is kinda coincident cause well let me not go there. But all this talk baited my curiosity so when I got home after some much needed fbookin cause I'm an adict now ugh lol i decided to watch it and I must say I loved it (no homo lol), it was funny in a witty way, it had Scarlett Johanssen which was a plus, and because it was honest (and not to chick flicky). An while watching I had a itch I just had to scratch and not that kinda itch to the ass's out there lol i mean a question , Why do we get into relationships? I mean the urge for companionship is natural, but so few of them actually work regardless of age, so why do them.

Then there's the whole query of mention he's just not into you which after watching the movie I feel should be changed to "Just not into you" since it played for both the parties male an females alike. I mean yeah there has to be a spark of course, but at some point does it ever occur that the issue may just be us (didnt wanna say you lol it may hit home wit somebody lol), but its true there probably are people everyday that could be a great match but we don't notice them for some reason. Someone we talk to on an almost daily basis that is being a friend because they'd rather be something than a nothing in our life (alright ima start sayin you now it sounds weird not to lol okay back to the show)........ the dreaded friend zone has hit the best of us no shame in that. Then there are the case's where you just don't have a general interest, of course your not obligated to do anything at all, but why not? Why not give it a try if the guy/girl is nice an there's some form of connection albeit may not be the kind you want why not give it a try?

Sadly enough at 3 something in the am that hit me watching a chick flick written by a guy who wrote the book of the same name that maybe she/he's just not that into me is a bitch to say, but its real. We go through life attempting to attain the shit thats just not meant to be, so why haven't we figured this out yet an conquered the whole life partner ish I mean as human beings we're pretty smart we put monkey's in space, found a way to put whipcream in a aresole can(which is the shit try it you'll feel like a fat ass but fuk it lol) but I still have to ask........ Why can't we make relationships work?

I'm most likely gonna end up coming back to this topic again cause I didn't really dive in it like I wanted due to the fact its like 4ish in the mornining an I gotta get to work tommorow to pay these bills sheesh I wish i got paid for this lol, but till then readers im out for the night

"The Adventure's of Sir-Lo the Coolest" tell a friend shit copy an paste this bitch an email it around the more ppl that know the more I can blog got dammit and if its your 1st time reading it perciate it really.............yet again here's the link http://theadventureofsir-lothecoolest.blogspot.com/

Whoa wtf I jus felt somethin weird earlier and had to speak on it lol. Tonight has been a perfect example of me doin the most lol last min set-up of my uStream check, super last min idea to go live stoopid check (lol shout out to the Jam, the Baker Man, an the rest of the fam for the support next time i'll be prepared same niggatry but more on point), gettin drunk off a 40 of bud light another stoopid check. But at some point between me signin off an takin a smoke break, a very good break i must say (lol Miss Jane what it does) but i digress as usual, at some point in between i had a good/refreshing/need more of it convo with a friend of a friend lol an it made me realize something I miss having a chick around that i actually listened to lol. As a dude there are to many occasions where i have literally waited for a girl to shut the fuck up i mean no offense but ugh arrgh geesh is there a borin bitch monologue being passed around for those late nite convo's with dude's.

I mean think back remember when the phone an talkin til the late hours was the shit lol 3-way was over used to the max, callin up home boys/girls introducing niggas like "ay, this greg such an such friend from magic johnson remember girl" lol dont act like u aint never heard it or said it. Remember when sex was a risky topic you use to bullshit about instead of in the background of a convo waitin to pop up at any time. LOL shiid remember smell my finger (my bad ladies i had to throw that out there dont shoot me) but wat im tryin to say is that the older we've gotten the less we care about the little things that use to make our day. An maybe its time we started actin like kids a lil jus enjoyin bein able to be our selves and not worry so much about what has to be done sometimes a lil blind ignorance is a good thing.

Well thats all for now jus had to blant (thats blog and rant put together lol dont u lik my swavor okay i kno i took it a lil to far my bad) dont forget to look out for my live ustream the adventures of sir-lo the coolest

pt2

Its like a drug, depression, the pain you feel hurts so good that u plead for it to stop, but let it continue on eating you alive. Since I could remember its been a constant in my life in some form not really in me but in the people well now its more like person I love most my mom. (usually talk to my ex/bff bout this stuff lol weird i kno but she aint answerin the phone right now so this is my sober scream out loud right now) See she has more medical complications then i can even remember off top my head right now ugh where do I start well first theres the arthritis, she's anemic, asthma, hemorrhoids and a couple other things. An as long as I can remember she's been fighting and I've been right there with her, when I was younger i never fully grasped at her pain an mis-fortune i was to young to notice the strength in her "mommy's alright" lie. Now though I see right through it an it breaks my heart in ways i cant put in words to see a woman with so much to give with such an immense spirit crumbling losing to a war with her own body. That is dispare in my mind to be fightin a losing battle, the ability to try an go day by day and enjoy life would be beyond me and some how she does it almost annoyingly happy at times, anyone who's ever meet her knows wat i mean lol. Thats my mother champion of the people burner of anything in a pan (the reason i learned to cook lol shit we had to eat jk she can make a a mean chicken NOW!! finally) This is my part 2 to my to LUST, LIE, FAMILY, & DREAMS wasn't goin to do it til tomorrow but since i just came home from the hospital ( most ppl dont kno this but i really hate goin to em worst fear is goin in wit her an not comin out i'll stand outside an smoke a pack of cigarretes before i walk in practically) with my mom i cant sleep to much on my mind.

Well my mom is my family really other than my grandma she's the only person who watches out for me being a mother and a father figure in her own way. Alway's there for what ever, to encourage me to keep goin through thick and thin. Valiere Emory saved my life and I'll never let her forget it lol she told me to be what I wanted to be and I looked at her in one of those flimsy gowns they give you at the hospital and a half laugh came out one cause it sounded lik a joke (and cause her boob was tryin to pop out)me being what I wanna wouldnt happen I'd sell dope, before I believe that shit i write would make it. And she of course in mother-ly fashion told me to shut it! An then proceeded to tell me to dream big an chase it no matter what and that she believed in me.......... Someone actually believes in me is all i could think after that, so now forgo all my lifes bullshit i realized i dont have time to sulk an become a masochist diving in to depression. Why is simple, because I have to make it before that last ER trip so she can see she was right "My Dream is to show my family, my mama that she was Right to believe in me! Thats my family &dream .......................................................

Sincerly, DeAngelo Emory

til next signing off "deuce's"

"Lies & Lust"

QUESTION: Who can u trust now an days when niggas be fake and the females crazy? Idk so I'm solo til I figure that out...... Today on the Adventure's lies, lust, family, and dreams!!!! " Lifes A Bitch So I flirt with her alot"..........

In my life I rarely take stuff for granted always seeming to over analyze everything an the only time I'm not is when I'm focused on just one thing typically is when there's something in my system lol (sad i kno) or when I'm writing. A analogical thinker is what its called, to examine life to its fullest extent creating characters with there own roles to be played trying to predict possible outcomes as situations occur. Many of these analogical thinkers have a specific skill set an habits due to there perpetual need to analyze an decipher i.e. writers, research specialists you know like anthropologist and archaeologist, basically anything where life can be broken down and analyzed the da vinci gene is what I call it. This intrepid insight into a dreamers mind set is just to show you where my head is right now scattered but still in a theme of such Lies, Lust, Family, and Dreams.

Today's blog is gonna be a lil different I'm breaking it into parts almost like a double album same great content with two different theme's. This one is dedicated to Lies & Lust which aren't that different cause at some point they both get mixed together in the process. First off I'd like to say that everybody lies men and WOMAN lol so lets not get on dudes aren't shit but liars ish hold that! So in my opinion lust and lies always seem to want too be together I know that as a dude when the blood is pumping an me and the woman I'm "lustin" (lol new word) after is in convo mode the world seems different I want to do something I want to say everything, and at some point in between wanting to do and wanting to say I want to lie. I have to say that a lie in lust isn't just a regular lie its a completely new type of lie still a lie but of a different breed. A lust lie is a shroud of mystery that can be used to make it easier to reach your goal when your engulfed in lust (please hold judgement til the end of the blog lol). Some are bigger than others but still lies all the same then, there are time when people just lie not to achieve a goal but to deceive you and on the spread chart of lies these are the ones that piss me off the most really just cause its so chicken shit like lol.

Then there's lust a personal favorite of mine (I mean really shawty its just sexy jus say it lik Lust lol) well lust is a beast the shit can ruin the best of of people. The whole issue with lust is that it can't be controlled you think with the most primal part of your brain losing the inhibitions you pride yourself on, but its so worth it in my opinion lol. In that lust is a passion you don't feel all the time cause its more in it than just being horny its everything the mind is just as aroused as the body lips become eye's noticing the simple curvature that now oozes sensuality as your eye's scan every part of the body. Just to finally get back to that persons eye's an your hooked convo isn't even need by this time your in lust! An what ever happens, happens you just had your movie moment your make out in the rain, your kiss and stumble to the bed room, or the Oh so under used kitchen fiasco that you'll laugh about later cleaning the mess you made up. The key to lust is that passion, passion being random in our lives now and days due to less people chasing it, an after awhile just forgetting it practically, no passion in life and none for the simpler parts of it leaves us urning for something what though is different for everybody.............. my saying for Lust & Lie's " if u must lie, lie to your self and if ever confronted by lust always wrap it up" seriously it some nasty niggas and ho's out there shawty lol and ain't no cure for everything *cough herpes an aids bein two

to be continued in Pt. 2 Family and Dreams til then this is D-Lo or Sir-Lo if ur nasty lol

Date=BROKE!! LOL

This is gonna sound real random well maybe not to much since its coming from me, but I think men need to stop paying for so much SHIT!!! There i said, and it didn't even sound like I thought it would. I say this cause I just recently had a convo with a friend (who i have to say is the Jam lol) about going out this weekend an how I'm going broke not Mc Hammer broke but shit a bill come in to high an I may be filing for something soon. An then like an epiphany that shit hit me "Man these bitches draining my pockets" lol (no offense i mean bitches in the nicest of ways lol just keepin it real Yuaaaaaah SONGZZZ!!! random i kno) ,BUT on the real though lets add up a regular date lets say dinner and a movie.

Alright if you go to an apple bee's an get an entree' an a drink if a dude lucky can come out spending 25 to 30 American dollars lol not no peso's. Then there's the movie's which use to be a low cost savior but now has turned into a beast of its own making a nigga break actual bread. Two adult tickets, shit might as well say is a dub an don't let the chick talk about snacks (WTF SNACKS bitch its niggas in hell who want ice water, but we kno how that ends in my opinion anything costing over $5 is not a SNACK thats another meal) and if you do get "snacks" that's another at least $10 an that's if a dude lucky. Ten bucks for a an i quote again "snack" that's value menu after blunt money, so lets do a low ball tally for this "date" (I'll explain the quotes on that in a min lol it gets worse). So far we got lets say $30 for dinner then $20 for the tickets and finally the cherry on top $10 for the "snacks" what is that 30+20+10=60, wtf 60 mothafukin dollars american dollars not peso's i repeat $60 dollars for a "date".

Which could be a fukin first "date" THAT SHAWTY IS RI-FUKIN-DICULOUS, I rarely think this dangerously ignorant unless its something serious lol and this new date shit is crucial ppl I think I'm a have to start spreading this shit out if this the way its gonna work (and this is where i talk about the quotes on date pay close attention this is serious ppl). I mean if I want to get to know a female its not an issue to spend money on a date mama ain't raise no ass. I'm a gentleman but DAMN not only do I have to still compete with the rest of the niggas in the world, have to deal with the awkward first date convo, I may even not like you cause the prettier a broad is the dumber or more boring she is (Especially in the A not all of yal but its a good 3 out of 5 an that's more than half lol) . AND not to seem like a pig headed asshole every female proclaims men are but we aren't guaranteed no vagina, no oral satisfaction, not even a "handshake", and let alone another date. Sorry if that seemed disrespectful (but its the truth lol). I know tons of women who go on dates but fuck they Ex, chicks who be broke an hungry til some unlucky bastard thinking dinner and drinks will help him wife her down, or just in general doesn't have a bone in her body that says i like you, will gladly fake a smile for some redlobster an a margarita.

So my question is what the fuck does my $60 get me? I mean do i get a raffle ticket to be entered in the win a second date lottery, hell no! As a nigga I go home look at the damage done to my wallet an call up the rip to make the pain go away LOL J/K (well kinda) an wait for my phone call/text the next day. So til shit change I'm on strike unless we going dutch or splitting the bill I refuse to pay for pussy ever again lol cause that's what it is $60 to file an application to Bust It Open University ( MY B.I.O.U. BRO's STAND UP LOL) and you ain't guaranteed shit!

(Thank you in advance for the support on this new social stand against injustice. I hope that one day that this niggatry of a lifestyle is dashed away from our time I voted For Obama/Biden so I expect so Damn CHANGE ppl.)

LOL, I'm an ass BUT eh wat can i do

SiGniN OFF D-Lo "Bitch where's my money"

Sex with an EX

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Is anything im doin Brand NEW

Late last night on the phone wit a friend ( "*burp it Ello Bitches" lol super inside ) I started to listenin to a bunch of slow jams goin down memory road actin stoopid, a usual if u really know me. An when i was tryin to go to sleep i put on my slow mix to help ease me in to countin sheep, but I had it on repeat stuck in a endless loop of Drake Brand NEW (which is my shit ) an did the job i must say snoring was an understatement lol. After bein woken out of my slumber around 12ish by my phone (i knew i shoulda put it on vibrate lol), i went on facebook as usual an saw a video blog update from a young lady who I've really come to enjoy watchin (an surprisingly not jus cause she cute lol i kno that sounded shallow but uh wat can i do), but the subject of it was "Why I am still single". So of course i had to watch it now shit i wanted to kno to lol, but while she was talkin expressin her thoughts on relationships, and her want to complete herself before sharing her life wit a man it hit me. This off kilter question what do I as a man really want, not just in a woman but in the relationship. Do I wanna get married, shit would it even last considering the goin rate of a marriages now an days.
Shit is anything I'm doin Brand NEW?

Where in our lives have we ever been taught lessons in love, or in relatioships I mean there's no class in school for it but we learned how a to have safe sex before how to make meaningful connections, lol. I know that that alot ppl would say you learn things like that from watchin an listenin to our parents and family, but how many can say they have been witness to a lovin relationship between there parents when over half of em are divorced no lol for that one i bet cause its on some truth=full shit. When do we break the cycle I ask?

As a man I answered these questions, What qualities do i look for in woman, do I believe/want to get hitched ( yessir married wit lik 12 chilin runnin bout jk bout the 12, more lik 3 at most lol 12 wtf i look john an kate plus 8 witch please), am i prepared to share the little amount of shit I got in life ?

Then there's the whole love thing, I mean really am I the only one who has noticed how liberally we throw that bitch around. I aint talkin bout that play love I luv you shit, I'm speakin on that I Love you cause I am in love with your faults an your good traits just make you better to me kind of love. Fast forward 6 months and Rome is falling again (Etu bitch Etu! lol thats latin, the language of the era of Caesar of Rome who's final words were etu brutus for the non history buffs see u jus learned somethin but i digress)...... the magic is gone, sex is none existent an if it is, it aint that good lol. We have started this new trend of microwaving everything, meaning we want it now, to impatient to nuture it and watch it grow into something worth while.

Smart, a lil bitch in her, funny, ballsy (not afraid to call me out on my shit), family oriented, must love breakfast lol, caring, honest, Real, and eccentric. I kno your probably lik huh, lol, but this is my top 10 the top 10 things i search for in a woman in order to make the connection to start a relationship. In my opinion u need a friend before anything, anybody who reads this should write down there top 10 an see if thats what you have been fukin wit lol if so touche' my nigga u makin moves. An if not maybe this is a sign to start somethin new an real before you fuck round an make a connection that leave you wit pampers and baby formula lol (oh shouts out to my single parents tho "I see ya shawty") cause er body loves kids but the best part of playin wit em is when you get to give back to they parent lol. Now think,
is anything I'm Doin Brand NEW!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs_wjWdWbXY


Signin off D-Lo 3G "Beam me up Scottie" lol

PSA!!! URGENT LOL

I once read that fear is one of the main driving forces inn human decision making. An the older i get i the more iv come to realize how true that really is. I mean fear isn't a bad thing its kinda needed, a lack of fear doesn't make you braver, or give you the ability to jump tall buildings in a single bound (lol) even a man of steel has cracks in his armor. The key to fear in my opinion isn't to ignore it but to confront it (in laments terms balls the fuk up lol)................................... This psyc. 101 intro's purpose was to intro todays topic of this new phobia affecting young men world wide some call it being shy, nervous, or scary. Call me an ass if you want but I call it like I see it, and I say if it has two lips, bleeds once a month, and love/hate's a good Brazilian wax (lol) it must be a a pussy pardon my french.


These new age pussy niggas (lol wait let me change that dont wanna offend to many ppl lets rewind)........ saggin yssup egawen esehT, These new vaginal secretion ass niggas aka cats need our help!! Today at work around 3:20 ish (thats right I had to check the time) a kinda old head cat saw an attractive young damsel in the store, and while helpin his cheap ass find some jeans ( some $40 tacky look-a-like jeans by the way, but thats a topic for another day ugh) he proceeds to oggle the broad goodies askin if "that dude wit her" completely oblivious to the name tag around his neck that says SALES, and helpin her look for her size. Well I could tell he wanted to get at her but was to much of a cat nigga to try so while he tried on his $40 jean( oh an did i say how he proclaimed he to much swag to wear levi's cause they look cheap ugh wat a true vaginal secretion ass nigga and another reason I HATE the use of swag cause the wrong motha*bleepers* are sayin it lol but back to the story)

I proceeded to flirt wit the young thug miss ( I work at underground so its all i get to work wit lol not complainin tho hood chick good at rollin shit some fuk's wit Miss Jane more then me) who decides to bestow her number in my cellular device right around the time the cat nigga walks out the dressin room and thats when I noticed the slightly salty look on his cousin skeeter lookin face [WARNING: if you have a low hater tolerance, seasoned salt is about to be thrown) this shit for brains ass nigga goes from pussy nigga to hater lik that I mean LIKE THAT (snap yo fingers fast lol). Now I've dealt wit hater's before but never the sneak attack hate this nigga was slingin. The line that I had to high 5 em on was " She gave up the digits, guess some bustit's like bigboys" ( thats right u read correctly BUSTit's) shit had me trippin for a sec til he aint have enough to get his outfit an had to put shit back, (haters never prosper) and i simmered down enough to notice Hey I'm cooler than him why waste my energy (lol)! To make a long story short Score D-Lo 1 Hater 0, but it did open my eyes to something cat niggas jus lik any nigga who lackin in life can become pariah's upon there fellow man or what our generation has so eloquently put it Hater's. So please everyone spread the word, lets help saves these bitch nigglets before they become self aware ( lol, like skynet a terminator joke for the confused out there) and start tryna takeout real niggas who tryin to make moves with they life instead of bein a spectator lik there sideline mofo's out . Oh an before i forget since i know its somebody out there doin it right now "Hi Hater!!"

SIGNIN OFF D-Lo 3G "beam me up scottie"

GOOD MUSIC 4 a 1,000 please

Today was no different than any other i went runnin not long enough though lol, came home made breakfast peanut butter crunch the best of the captains crunches i must say (lol that sounded a lil iffy but ya kno wat i mean). An of course checked my facebook chattin it up thinkin wat am i bloggin bout today its been a lil min, then it hit me after the 6th person replies to my wats up with, "shit"...."chillin"....."downloading some music". Music thats my sh!t ya kno like literally anybody who knows me knows all i do is listen to music rap rnb pop it dont matter, shit even when i watch tv im flippin between mtvJAMs and MTVhits lol.

An from this microburst of connections in my brain arose this bold statement " WHO'S MAKIN GOOD MUSIC", not somethin that jus makes u move but takes u away lik how ppl talk about books. Taking you away from your problems, saves u from watever boredom, (work lol) it doesnt matter. So of course u have to think of who's makin GOOD MUSIC, wat was the last classic album that u heard that u could throw that ish in a year from now an it still go hard!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5B-Om-sRDU (this is a link to youtube Drake aka Drizzy Succesfull Ft. Trey Songz "yuaH SONGZZZ!!" and this is an example of good music mixed arrange an spit over by a nigga wit talent wit words makin HIP HOP..... now back to the program) Now everybody says alot of the same names when come to music now an days shit we hear the same nigga eveery day on the radio and the club but thats a different beast all togther lol "Birthday SEX, and SLOW jukin" slow jams of the summer jus throwin that out there lol, but i digress. The names that come to mind thinkin of good ish well u got jay & b (they count as one person lol), the dream (if u aint got that love vs money album FYL lol), trey songs, chris "slap a hoe" breezey, rihhana, coldplay go hard,KANYE (ALBUM OF THE YEAR!!) and alot of others but the list aint that long. Who's ready for that new ish that song that make ya google a nigga lol, cause excludin a few we'RE jus hearin the same thing in lik every facsit of music it dont matter wether its rap rnb or pop (Oh speakin of pop lady GAGA go stupid to lol). In the A everybody is white boy/black boy'n it out shit all futuristic an ish, every girls a diva or a model especially a model omg shawty lol (i mean every girl is a model i see yal "GET IT GURL") I lets try some new ish lets get artistic or some shit lets bump some 88keys, i wanna see more neptune's fans in the hood, Shouts out to hipsters for tryin somethin new but dont be knockin Gucci he aint spittin lik Jay or no shit but he be on some shit that niggas feel, give Weezy F. Baby a break an get on that nigga Asher Roth, FUCK that Redman & Methodman BLACKOUT 2 learn how to say AYE-O shawty. I'm dedidcating this to my music heads out there who listenin first then critique OH YEA and GYM CLASS HERO's goes fresh deli sliced ham.

G.O.O.D. muSIC for a stack PleAse (jeparody joke tie-in for the slow ones lol)

Signin Out D.Lo 3G

Its weird the way life works

In early years they called it courting, then it became dating, now our relationships are based of fb status's and ish, (lol) its sad but kinda true. An in our era of 80's baby's we have slowly lost the urge to make relationships we merely make moments most of the time. Moments where we enjoy whats fresh, new, or maybe just cause we had the option. I guess what I'm tryin to say is that what happened to Relationships. Did we some how forget the basics, did we loss our mojo?

In a time where talkin is replaced by textin, and social networking sites, what do we do I mean really,(lol) Im tired of bad convo's, people who text better than they can talk wtf is that!! Iv had better convo's while smokin with some women. Am i part of the dwindling percent of people who enjoy talking and spur of the moment fun an im not even talkin bout the fun spur of the moment i.e. sex (lol). I mean the lets step out the box fuck papadeux's an a movie have a damn pinic spend that extra money you saved on a bottle of something or some of yo local weed man's finest (shit do both lol).... An make a connection invest somethin real into the relationship have a real-ationship (lol that was corny i kno) that way 4 and a half months later you can say that you ain't know, "Stacey's crazy", or " Anthony's a dog" cause thats shit that can easily be spotted out if u pay attention thus saving time, money, and the possibility of puttin out a restraining order (lol it some crazy meffer's out there).

Well till next time this is Dlo signin off, BaOW!!!!! LOL

"There's Something About M@ry"

Question of the day :


Why do woman stay in relationships that hurt them? Not the knock a broad up the head kinda hurt, but the emotional punch in the gut cryin over the phone but i still love him hurt. I know as a guy that its easy to take advantage of womans emotions when she's invested in me, BUT (and there's always a BUT) WHEN IS ENOUGH, ENOUGH. Its not lik theres not other Men (emphasis on men) out there who forgo all their faults are willing to give there all to making a relationship work, BUT (see what i mean lol ) for some reason you stay! Which both annoys me and makes me feel for you cause i know that its not worth it but i kinda admire the love it takes to keep tryin to make it work. BUT (LOL) it mainly just annoys me to literally sit an listenin/watch a woman slowly spiral down the path she's goin, all the while thinkin how much shit (and thats exactly what it is) the next guy's gonna have to wade through to get to know her, { SIDEBAR: lets give a name for woman it sounds so impersonal lol how bout Mary....now back to my soapbox } its draining to meet mary, then like mary just have to deal with the baggage that was left from the craptastic rollercoaster ride that her last relationship was.

So why not leave is my question, i mean love is great an all but so is the sun, but if you happen to stare at that bitch to long you go blind and as women you have enough to deal with adding emotionally criple to the list dont sound like a smart move to me. SO what im tryin to say is, when the passion fades, the i love you's sound forced, the doubt/questions start forming in mary's mind, and Mary is reduced to breakin security codes to find out the dirt she been sweepin under the rug herself; it sounds like it time for Mary get the hell out of the fuckery she calls a relationship, and make her ass a tall drink of the alcholic fashion watch the notebook or some other Whoo-Sai type shit. That way when the next dude comes by thinkin " There's Something About Mary" the something wont be she nuts or controling but idk, shit somethin positive hopefully lol, BUT (last one i promise) if that is what he think you should prolly seek some proffessional help before attempting another baffonery relationship for everybody's sake lol.
>D-Lo 3G<